Snark Ring for Self Defense?

Here’s Snark Ring with a sharp blade that you can use for self defense.

I guess there tends to be a little bit of a violent streak with my jewelry. Guess I’m anticipating meeting several scary people in dark alleyways. Get yours too, and you’ll be ready. The inspiration for this ring is obvious. The large faces are a brushed finish while the profile is a buffed finish. As always, I will make any size requested. Challenge me.

$34.99 via etsy