So, maybe you’re cool with wearing jewelry as long as it’s functional…in that case, a bottle opener ring might be just what you’re looking for! This was created by Dustin Wallace. Though it looks threatening, it’s only meant to open bottles. Oddly, it also kind of looks like a fish – doesn’t it? It, at least, looks like some kind of weird sea creature! (But not the Sharktopus!) Actually it looks like the Sharktopus, but if it had all but one tentacle amputated!
You can buy this bottle opener ring at Makers Market.